Ryan Reynolds Is a Dumb Ass


A wise woman named Linda Evans once noted that its a celebrity’s job to be a celebrity— to attend functions, to look your best and to smile when having your picture taken. Anyone who can’t do it, Evans further expounded, doesn’t deserve the success they have.

Okay, I’m paraphrasing, but she did say something to that effect and if its good enough for the woman who brought Krystle Grant Jennings Carrington to life, it should be enough for a hairy-faced gym rat not-at-all-funny pseudo-actor like Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan, you’re rich, you’re sorta-famous, your bod is smokin’, you’re single and you work in a business where people prefer that you to have nothing to say. Why so glum? Sure, a sweater vest with a tired skull motif giving the effect that you’re gunning for the lead role in Jimmy Olsen Meets the Doobie Brothers may not have been the best choice for a photo op, but there will be other photo ops. Chin up, little buddy!

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