I have to admit that I had never heard of Paul and Jan Crouch until I caught John Stossel’s report on 20/20 about the crazy spending habits of televangelists. I know, what is this, 1986, John?
I guess that Paul and Jan are the king and queen of Trinity Broadcast Network, the biggest televangelist company in the world. Is that where Jim and Tammy Faye were? I’m not sure, but who cares? Jan blows Tammy OUT OF THE WATER with her looks.
I’m a bit sexist when it comes to fashion– men should look like bankers and women should either look like Sunday school teachers or classy streetwalkers. Its a rare woman like Jan Crouch who can do both, which is probably why she has such a close, personal relationship with God. And here’s the part that will really blow your mind– she’s 70 years old!
Sure, the Crouches aren’t perfect. They’ve lied about their income, they use donations to buy mansions and private jets and LOTS of wigs and eyelashes. Hey, you’ve got to play to the cheap seats– more makeup, more hair and a big mouth!
Forget God, I’m worshipping Jan.