Aside from being an obnoxious drunk with minimal talent and maximum ego, Noel Gallagher looks totally beat-down. A massive head injury would be the only explanation for his hair-don’t. Here he is at a charity event sporting a hairdo that even Rod Stewart has given up. Spiky but full, with Liza Minelli sideburns that are just itching for a spit curl. Unless you plan on bringing the Bay City Rollers back together, get a haircut.
Basic trend rule: if you’re old enough to have done it the first time, let it pass you by the second time.