A dinner party guest who shall remain nameless (mainly because I can’t remember who said it) claims that Falcon Crest hottie Lorenzo Lamas is a homo. This person swears that they were at a television industry party where Lamas and an equally-handsome male companion had their arms around each other and were cruising men together.
Let’s examine the facts:
• He highlighted his hair for his role in Grease to make him look different from John Travolta.
• His Falcon Crest character Lance Cumson (eek) was an over-the-top playboy who had a new bed partner in almost every episode.
• He has dated and married several women who have had or end up having a lot of plastic surgery, to the point where they no longer look like women.
• He was the bitchy judge on Are You Hot? or whatever it was called.
• He totally looks like a brokedown meth addict now.
Oh, who cares? Check out that picture. GAY!