The Hollywood trend of starlets of both sexes dressing down to movie premieres is nothing new. Nor is young Hollywood hunks (stunks?) growing out their patchy facial hair when they’re “in-between projects.” We get it, you’re a serious actor, you don’t care about fashion and you didn’t even realize that the Us Weekly photographer was taking your picture when you were walking your new puppy.
But you’ve gone too far the wrong way. Yes, you’re cute, but you’re not that cute. See, the ugly/hotness only works when you’re actually hot. As we’ve established, you’re no Matthew McConaughey. So, at the premiere of your first and perhaps last feature film, you should be busting out the Gucci, the Armani, the shoe polish for heaven’s sake. Not featuring a suit last worn by a shop teacher and shoes that make me think there’s a barefoot bum on Hollywood Boulevard with a fresh Colt 45.