Win a trip to L.A. and a new haircut courtesy of the people at our favorite new freak show, Shear Genius and the most worthless magazine ever, Allure. If you win, shave your head first just to see what they’ll do. Condé Nast
Speaking of hair, we’re kind of digging David Arquette’s Vanilla Ice ‘do. Just Jared
Canada refuses to air the new Chanel Rouge Allure lipstick ad. Toronto Star
The Widow Wal-Mart is dead. Long live Queen Target! WWD.com
Anybody want pan-fried crackwhore for dinner? PopSugar
