Fly the Feline Skies

If there’s one thing that gay men and some Asian teenage girls have in common (besides flashy fashion, dodgy hair color choices, uncomfortable shoes and idolizing boy bands) its Hello Kitty. We’re just as guilty as anyone and can often be found wandering the 42nd Street Sanrio store in search of tote bags and sparkly pens with our favorite puss on them.

Now you can have the total Kitty experience in the sky when you fly the Hello Kitty plane with Eva Air. Featuring Kitty graphics on the plane, themed meals, awesome stewardess outfits and exclusive in-flight merchandise, every take-off is a journey to Kitty heaven. How long before a 12-year-old girl from Hong Kong hijacks the plane to add to her Kitty collection?

http://www.evaair.com

The Baroness Serena Von Munchkin

The Baroness Serena Von Munchkin is my dog, a pure-bred dachshund that her other daddy and I adopted 7 years ago. In November 2006, Serena celebrated her 18th birthday! To give you some perspective, she was born the year I graduated high school, DYNASTY and THE COSBY SHOW were still on television and Reagan was in the White House.

The Baroness is still going strong, despite the fact that she can barely see. She loves walking down the hallway of the apartment building where she lives with her other daddy, eating chicken and sleeping. Long live the Baroness!

UPDATE: The Baroness has been diagnosed with canine dementia! Finally, we understand why she wanders the hallways, stares into space and stays up all night. But fear not, the old gal’s not ready for a straight-jacket or suffering in any way. But we may have to take her driver’s license away!