Marc’s Trashy Boyfriend Does What Anna Wintour Can Only Dream Of

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Rachel Zoe Is a Dumb Ass

Stylist Rachel Zoe, she responsible for making every desperate starlet look like an over-made-up waif from the travelling company of Oliver! had this to say about Vogue editor Anna Wintour:

“Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week.”

Puh-lease! Anna will chew you up for breakfast and won’t puke you back out. It’s on, bitch!

Working Hard, Hardly Working

Ever pick up an issue of Harper’s Bazaar and say to yourself “Christ, what does the editor in chief of this piece of crap actually do all day?” (We do, once a month.) Mediabistro asked the tough questions and it turns out Glenda starts her day “early… 9 o’clock, 8 o’clock for previews” and reads a lot of magazines. Hey, sounds like our job!

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On a side note, tell us that Glenda doesn’t look like Stephen Fry in Bernadette Peters drag.

Six Years

Total silence covering the city. Confusion and emptiness in people’s eyes. Smoke and ash. Uncertainty. The fear that nothing we did mattered, that we might die that day.

This is what we remember today.

Uniqlo Not So Cheap

If you’re a big fan of Uniqlo’s denim range, you’re in for a bit of sticker shock. We went to the SoHo Uniqlo megastore yesterday and found that our favorite jeans, originally priced at $39.50, now had new price stickers selling them at $49.50. Still a bargain for Japanese denim, but why the $10 upgrade?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

We love the Rugby Ralph Lauren line, but damn, these models look like zombie eunuchs following their queen! “We will buy distressed hoodies and patchwork jeans, your Majesty!”

SJP: To Catch a Thief

Call us crazy, but we really, really don’t like Sarah Jessica Parker’s commercial for her new Covet stinkwater. Don’t you think its promoting and romanticizing crime and imprisonment? Don’t we have enough of that?

Ralph Lauren Goes Too Far

Ugh. The folks at Polo have taken it a step further than need be with the new flag polos. Big number, big pony, big flag, all for big bucks. All the subtlety of a Times Square marquee.

Polo Ralph Lauren flag polo, $125

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Mommie Dearest On the Big Screen! Interactive!

 

If you’re not spending your Pride weekend completely tweaked out and you live in Manhattan, you must go to the Chelsea Clearview Cinema tomorrow night for a big screen presentation of Mommie Dearest, starring Faye Dunaway and hosted by local drag queen Hedda Lettuce (she’s a rare funny one). For this special presentation, the film will be interactive. Not sure what that means, maybe more people than usual shouting at the screen.

In case you’ve been under a rock your whole life, the movie tells the allegedly true story of the horrible abuse that author Christina Crawford suffered at the hands of her mother, movie legend Joan Crawford. A virtual goldmine of classic lines to use on your friends. Really, go see it so you understand when that queen next to you shouts “Christina, bring me the ax!”

Tickets are only $7.50, but you can’t buy online. Complain about it to Scott, the manager.

Saturday, June 23rd @ 11pm
Chelsea Clearview Cinema
260 W 23rd St @ Eighth Ave
(212) 777-FILM

MTV Movie Awards: The Bad

While the ladies looked hot on the pink carpet at last night’s show (yes, including the jailbird), the guys weren’t so much. Take The Office‘s John Krasinski:

He’s totally cute (we met him on the elevator at our apartment building) and he’s real tall and thin. A natural for a tuxedo. This looks like he’s headed out to do errands. Why do these minor-stars-who-are-about-to-become-major blow their photo-op with Casual Friday gear?

Saturday Night Live‘s Andy Samberg (aka Jimmy Fallon 2.0) takes down even further. When your only talent is being annoying, you best jazz it up a bit for the paps. Annoying Little Brother isn’t a great look on anyone.

The 300‘s Gerard Butler gets an A for effort but ultimately fails as miserably as the Spartans. His look is as hammy as his acting, looking more like a porn producer on a Silk Stalkings repeat than a movie star.

Why is he posing with Freddy Krueger, who at least had the common sense to wear black?