Marc’s Trashy Boyfriend Does What Anna Wintour Can Only Dream Of

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Demilebrity Sighting

Designers Isaac Franco and Ken Kaufman (not sure which is which) hogging the fountain soda machine at the Au Bon Pain on 49th and Madison. Both all Tom Ford-ed, with flip-flops (black), deep cleavage (white button-down), obnoxious Prada jeans. Carrying garment bags, not looking happy. Couldn’t find anything about where (or if) they work now. They’re the kind of designers who’ve been everywhere but ended up nowhere. No, not like us!

Pope of Mope Says “Nope”

Fans of The Smiths waiting for a reunion will have to wait a little longer. Morrissey has turned down a $75 million reunion deal.

Billboard

Happy Birthday, Madonna!

Looking hot as ever!

Not Buying It

We just don’t buy into the David Lauren and Lauren Bush couple thing. Their body language doesn’t speak of love and Lauren looks like she spread Vaseline on her teeth to keep smiling. David appears to have calculated exactly how little he needs to touch her body but still appear to be embracing.

Of course, none of this opinion has ANYTHING to do with the time we spotted David sauntering down Christopher Street all by himself on a weekday evening. Not at all.

Malan is Not Subtle

Project Runway cast-off Malan was taking a picture with his cell phone of the Intermix store window on Bleecker Street last night. Then he turned around and gave us a hard up-and-down cruise. He didn’t mention it on his blog today, so I guess we don’t rate.

Malan’s Blog

ALT Honored By L&T

We’ve always thought that Andre Leon Talley’s “fashion genuis” was questionable. Remember when a photographer got that pic of his stuff hanging out at a fashion show? Just look at what he’s hanging out with in the pic above.

Now, the poor dear’s going to be honored by Fashion Group International with their Lord & Taylor Fashion Oracle Award. Wait, an award for fashion named for L&T? We don’t get it. Yeah, they’ve got a $10 million ad campaign going on, but all the money in the world can’t buy taste. Do you think the ‘tards who run L&T even knew who he was?

The Daily

Gypsy On the Big Screen!

If you live in Manhattan, you must go to the Chelsea Clearview Cinema tomorrow night for a big screen presentation of Gypsy, starring Rosalind Russell and Natalie Wood.

In case you’ve been under a rock your whole life, the movie tells the story of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee and her overbearing stage mother Mama Rose. Maybe a remake vehicle for Linday Lohan and her own crazy mama Dina?

Tickets are only $6.50, but you can’t buy online. Complain about it to Scott, the manager.

Thursday, June 28
7pm and 10pm
Chelsea Clearview Cinema
260 West 23rd Street
(212) 777-FILM

Free David Barton Gym Membership

If you’re like us, you’re on a fixed income and are forced to workout at a fluorescent-lit torture chamber inhabited by creatures better left at the Black Lagoon and the fab David Barton Gym on 23rd Street is just a pipe dream.

But now through Saturday, if you enroll with a one-year membership at David Barton, you get the rest of the summer free! No fees or payments until September 1st. Okay, its not really free, but its a good discount and the gym creatures are a little better looking. Just a little.

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Mommie Dearest On the Big Screen! Interactive!

 

If you’re not spending your Pride weekend completely tweaked out and you live in Manhattan, you must go to the Chelsea Clearview Cinema tomorrow night for a big screen presentation of Mommie Dearest, starring Faye Dunaway and hosted by local drag queen Hedda Lettuce (she’s a rare funny one). For this special presentation, the film will be interactive. Not sure what that means, maybe more people than usual shouting at the screen.

In case you’ve been under a rock your whole life, the movie tells the allegedly true story of the horrible abuse that author Christina Crawford suffered at the hands of her mother, movie legend Joan Crawford. A virtual goldmine of classic lines to use on your friends. Really, go see it so you understand when that queen next to you shouts “Christina, bring me the ax!”

Tickets are only $7.50, but you can’t buy online. Complain about it to Scott, the manager.

Saturday, June 23rd @ 11pm
Chelsea Clearview Cinema
260 W 23rd St @ Eighth Ave
(212) 777-FILM